Going On A Blair Hunt

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! Iran-Iraq war
Long wavy battlefields
One million dead

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!

Swishy Swashy!
Swishy Swashy!
Swishy Swashy!

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! Halabja
A deep cold gas cloud
Thousands dead

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!
Dive in!

Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!
Splash splosh!

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! Kuwait
Thick oozy oilfields
Set on fire by retreating occupying forces

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!

Squelch squelch!
Squelch squelch!
Squelch squelch!

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! The 1991 uprising!
A big dark uprising!
Tens of thousands killed

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no
We’ve got to go through it!

Stumble trip!
Stumble trip!
Stumble trip!

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh-uh! Dujail!
A swirling whirling massacre
148 murdered

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!

Hoooo woooo!
Hoooo woooo!
Hoooo woooo!

“Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot. Chil-chil-chil-chil-Chilcot.”

We’re going on a Blair hunt.
We’re going to catch a PM.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

Uh!-uh! violated UN Security Council Resolutions
14 violated UN Security Council Resolutions

We can’t go over it.
We can’t go under it.
Oh no!
We’ve got to go through it!

Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!
Tiptoe!

What’s that?One shiny smile?
Two ears!
Two big googly eyes!
IT’S A BLAIR !!!

Quick!
Back through the violated UN Security Council Resolutions!
Tiptoe! Tiptoe! Tiptoe!

Back through the Dujail massacre!
Hoooo woooo!  Hoooo woooo!  Hoooo woooo!

Back through the 1991 uprising
Stumble trip! Stumble trip! Stumble trip!

Back through Kuwait!
Squelch squelch! Squelch squelch! Squelch squelch!

Back through Halabja!
Dive in!
Splash splosh!  Splash splosh! Splash splosh!

Back through the Iran-Iraq war!
Swishy swashy!  Swishy swashy!  Swishy swashy!

Down the road.
Get to our front door.
Open the door.
Up the stairs.
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dup.

Oh no!
We forgot to shut the door.
Back downstairs.
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dup.
Shut the door.

Back upstairs.
Du-du-du-du-du-du-dup.
Along the passage.

Into the bedroom.
Into bed.
Under the covers.
We’re not going on a Blair hunt again.