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What would Lottie Edwards do?

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What would Charlotte Edwards do
If she was here right now,
She’d make a plan
And she’d follow through,
That’s what Charlotte Edwards’d do.

When Charlotte Edwards was in the Ashes,
bating for the urn,
She did two sweeps and an on drive
While wearing a blind fold.

When Charlotte Edwards was in the World Twenty20,
Fighting grizzly spinners,
She used her magical fire breath,
And saved the team’s fair hair.

So what would Charlotte Edwards do
If she were here today,
I’m sure she’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Charlotte Edwards’d do.

(Alastair Cook)
I want this ECB V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

(KP)
And I just want Piers Moron
To stop fighting everyone

(Bell)
For Gilo I’ll be a Twenty20 batsman, too,
Cos that’s what Charlotte Edwards would do.

And what would Charlotte Edwards do,
She’d call all the cricketers in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That’s what Charlotte Edwards would do.

When Charlotte Edwards traveled through time
To the year 3010,
She fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Charlotte Edwards built the pyramids,
She beat up Kubla Khan.

Cos Charlotte Edwards doesn’t take shit from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop Giles Clarke
And we’ll save English cricket too,
Cos that’s what Charlotte Edwards do.

And we’ll save English Cricket too,
Cos that’s what Charlotte Edwards would dooooo,
That’s what Charlotte Edwards do.

England after taking a wicket vs New Zealand at the Ford County ground, Chelmsford in June 2010.
England after taking a wicket vs New Zealand at the Ford County ground, Chelmsford in June 2010.