KP’s Press Conference

You walked into the press conference like you were walking onto a yacht

Your credentials strategically dipped below one’s cleavage.

Your byline was a great shot

You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself ask a question

And all the players dreamed that you’d be their ghost writer

You’d be their ghost writer, and…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you

You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you

Don’t you? Don’t You?

You had the players several years ago when they were still quite naive

Well you said that we made such a pretty pair on debut

And that you would never leave

But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me

I had some dreams, they were texts in my sent items

Texts in my sent items, and…

I had some dreams they were texts in my sent items

Texts in my sent items, and…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you

You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?

Well I hear you went up to a county game once and your new young thing naturally won

Then you flew your turbo prop up to Alice Springs

To see the total eclipse of my ego

Well you’re where you should be all the time

And when you’re not you’re with

Some Archery tournament or writing for Paul Dacre

Writing for Paul Dacre and…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you

You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you

Don’t you? Don’t you?