Pixar writing rules challenge

Once upon a time there was a newspaper called ‘The Daily Mail’. Every day, people would read the paper and get very angry about life. One day a black, Polish, muslim, asylum seeker looked slightly overweight in a bikini whilst on holiday with her famous husband. Because of that, the newspaper burst into flames with righteous indignation, and bile seeped all the way down Fleet Street. Because of that, house prices dropped. Until finally the Rothemeres brought Hitler back to life and all the readers of the Daily mail were finally happy. #PixarRules