It’s time for cricket to take it’s shot (clock).

India vs England, 4th Twenty20 International 18th March 2021. First innings: 124 balls delivered in 122 minutes.

That is ludicrous. Test cricket would laugh at 10 overs an hour.

It’s time to put a shot clock on each delivery. 20 seconds to for the bowler to start the runup from the time the ball is dead. If the bowling team are late, the batting team gains 6 runs. If the batting team is later, the batting team loses 6 runs (this applies for the loss of wickets too).

1 minute maximum between overs too, with the same penalty for the batting team or bowling team.

The umpires can carry multiple balls so that any time the ball is hit out of the boundary the ball is immediately replaced (balls are collected at the boundary and thrown back to the umpires at the end of an over).

The shortest format of the game at international level takes the longest to bowl its overs and that’s just not cricket.

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COVID-19 Test Matches with no Specatators and the County Championship

Because people are going to make the inevitable comparison between a test match taking place behind closed doors and this seemingly being no different to a county championship match. I thought it would be worth exploring what the attendance statistics for county championship games are:


Team Attendance Average Per Game Average Per Day
Yorkshire 54,861 7,837 1,959
Middlesex 40,993 5,856 1,464
Surrey 38,228 5,461 1,365
Somerset 37,671 5,382 1,345
Essex 34,813 4,973 1,243
Nottinghamshire 29,032 4,147 1,037
Hampshire 25,897 3,700 925
Kent 25,859 3,694 924
Gloucestershire 23,803 3,400 850
Lancashire 23,152 3,307 827
Sussex 21,900 3,129 782
Worcestershire 17,869 2,553 638
Warwickshire 17,799 2,543 636
Northamptonshire 17,791 2,542 635
Glamorgan 16,295 2,328 582
Durham 16,225 2,318 579
Derbyshire 11,788 1,684 421
Leicestershire 8,994 1,285 321
Total 462,970 1,837 459

A total championship attendance of 462,000 across the entire season is not an insignificant number. People do actually watch championship cricket in person.

Just Michael Vaughan Getting Bowled A Lot.

Well here you go:

Always give the public the montage of Michael Vaughan being bowled that they want.



“Any action taken will just make things worse” – How Acting Against Assad Can Help Protect Civilians In Syria

Disclaimer: I am just a person with an 2:2 undergraduate degree in International Politics who graduated in 2006, I am by no means an expert on the conflict in Syria. I’m writing this because I keep discussing this online and I just wanted to get most of my thoughts down in one place.

That can be done in Syria that will improve the conditions of the people who are trying to live their lives among  the rack and ruin of a country that has seen up to 180,000 documented deaths as a result of the Syrian Civil War. The number of deaths in the Syrian War now exceeds those of the Bosnian War in the 1990s. The number of civilians alone who have been violently killed during the civil war is over 100,000. Of these 100,000 92% were killed by the actions of the Syrian government forces and their allies. 

As with so much of this war, the figures themselves are subject to intense debate . Like the Bosnian war, there are many sides in the conflict and there is also an international dimension with ISIS spreading themselves between Syria and Iraq, with an international coalition fighting them on the ground and in the air in order to combat that specific threat to international peace and security that spawned wave after wave of brutal attacks in Sryia, Iraq and throughout the Middle East and Europe.

What action could be taken that would make the situation better? Won’t action by the US, France and the UK just make a bad situation worse?

The Syrian government has frequently used chemical weapons in attacks on civilians. This is a clear violation of the Geneva Protocol, which the Syrian Arab Republic acceded to in 1968.  This protocol calls for all parties to not use chemical or bacteriological weapons in warfare. The Syrian Government has violated this treaty., most recently in Douma, repeatedly even after promising to destroy its chemical weapons and facilities after the Ghouta attacks in 2013 that many in the UK remember for the defeat of the government of the day’s motion to authorise UK armed forces to take action against the Syrian regime following the Sarin gas attack that resulted in  the deaths of hundreds of children. This latest use of chemical weapons to attack civilians (the center of the attack was a bakery) was delivered by airstrike. 

The Syrian Air Force is a powerful force multiplier in the Syrian War, the opposition forces do not have an air force and the uncontested airspace allows the Syrian Air Force to operate with impunity and carry out attacks on civilians from the air. Attacks that civilians will find hard to protect themselves against.

What good would “more bombing” do? First of all it would divert the regime’s attention away from, say, gassing civilians, to being forced to protect its assets. Does it risk using its air force to defend Syrian air space or just meekly submit to the will of the US, French and Royal Air Force and Navy planes and missiles? Every day that the Syrian Air Force has to worry about their US, French and UK counterparts is a day that they can’t barrel bomb rebel-held areas.

Secondly bombing would degrade the Syrian government’s capabilities in the medium term too by attacking and destroying runways, hangars, radar installations, fuel dumps and munitions stores.

Thirdly, the attack would further put the regime on notice that its actions do have consequences. You cannot breach international law, especially international law that pertains to the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction, without their being consequences. The Syrian regime is a pariah and deserves to be punished as such. don’t take my word for it, read Oz Katerji’s excellent article in Newsweek.

There have been four attempts to create a lasting cease fire in the Syrian War with talks held in Geneva. Four times these have failed. If targetted action is taken to degrade the capability of the Syrian armed forces to wage war, the chances of a fifth round of talks happening and succeeding are higher. The idea that air strikes against the principle belligerent partner in the Syrian War might could lead to peace might at first seem counter-productive but this strategy worked in the Bosnian War. Air strikes by NATO against Serb artillery in 1995 convinced the Serbs to go back to talks and the Dayton agreement ended the war as a result.

I’d go further too and establish a no-fly zone for over Syria for the Syrian government forces. No-Fly zones protected the north and south of Iraq from Saddam Hussein’s air forces between 1991 and 2003, allowing a the Kurds in particular to become almost autonomous. Patrolling the no-fly zone will also allow for aerial surveillance to document any war crimes committed on the ground something which needs to be addressed by either a special international tribunal or by bringing cases in the International Criminal Court.

Organisations such as Together For Syria have long argued that the UK can and should take action to protect civilians in Syria, through demanding better standards of intelligence before air strikes are called in against ISIS targets, enabling air drops of humanitarian relief in non-regime held areas, and acting to destroy Assad’s air and heavy artillery capability, thereby helping to protect civilians from the side in the Syrian War that has been responsible for 92% of all civilians killed in the last 7 years.

Doing nothing has enabled a regime to act with impunity and kill 100,000 civilians as a result of its actions and illegally detain and torture thousands more. Air strikes against the regime wont immediately halt the Syrian War, but it could be the starting point for a genuine roadmap to end this nightmare that the UK and the rest of the world has been watching unfold for 7 years.


It’s close to eleven and something evil’s lurking

In the pitch

Under the light  you see a sight that almost stops

Your heart

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before

You make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between

The eyes

You’re paralyzed


‘Cause this is Scarborough, Scarborough festival

And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to


You know it’s Scarborough, Scarborough festival

You’re fighting for your life on a green pitch

Scarborough today


You see the ball pitch and realize there’s nowhere

Left to go

You feel the cold edge and wonder if you’ll ever see

A run

You close your eyes and hope that this is just


But all the while you hear Amir creepin’ up

Foster’s Behind

You’re out of time


‘Cause this is Scarborough, Scarborough festival

There ain’t no second chance against the Essex attack with

Forty bowling points

You know it’s Scarborough, Scarborough festival

You’re fighting for your life on a green pitch

Scarborough today


Essex bowlers call

And the club starts to walk in their masquerade

There’s no escapin’ the jaws of the Foster this time

(They’re open wide)

This is the end of your title hopes


They’re out to get you; there’s bowlers closing in on

Every side

They will possess you unless you change the number on

Your shirt.

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle Brian Close


All through the day I’ll save you from the terrors on

The pitch

I’ll make you see


That it’s a Scarborough, Scarborough festival

‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost

Would ever dare try

Girl, this is Scarborough, Scarborough festival

So let me hold you tight and share a new ball

Scarborough here today


That it’s a Scarborough, Scarborough festival

‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost

Would ever dare try

Girl, this is Scarborough, Scarborough festival

So let me hold you tight and share a new ball


Darkness falls across the land

The Sidebottom hour is close at hand

Batsman crawl in search of runs

To terrorize y’awl’s neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a Hopps’ toilet shell


The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand overs

And grizzly bowlers from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere batsman can resist

The evil of the Scarborough festival.